goon:

me as a dad

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savagry:

TOO MANY!!!!!

classicmeevs:

ocbr:

ocbr:

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

ok its not that funny

It is that fucking funny

laidlays:

x

blurryf4ce:

reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

lunaaltare:

surprisebitch:

bunnywith:

threelegmeg:

surprisebitch:

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

here i screen capped it 

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

she hit herself in the face with her titties

fartgallery:

aaliyahhhhhhhhhhhhh:

fartgallery:

throw it in the ocean

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean